In this episode, Lydia and Alyssa review Stay In My Swamp by G.M. Fairy
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Synopsis: Beck is ready to take their relationship to the next level, but a secret Liona has been keeping might ruin their chances of a long lasting relationship.
Highlights:
Lydia: Man I was reading this book and it was a really bad scene and my husband's like "what are you reading?" and he never asks me what I'm reading, but me being me I was like "oh here baby I'll read you some" and I read him a page and it was like one of the most grungiest scenes that I have ever read and he was like "why are you reading that?"
Alyssa *insert giggling like a school gir
Lydia: And now, no it gets better I promise you this, now every time we are anywhere and someone asks me "what kind of books do you like to read?" If my husband is there, oh he gets so excited.
Alyssa: *insert cackling
Lydia: I can just see him doing his little peepee dance over there. And he's like "SHE LIKES TO READ SHREK PORN!"
Alyssa: *insert more cackling
Alyssa: It was giving like Red Light District
Lydia: I've never heard of that
Alyssa: You've never heard of Red Light District?
Lydia: No, what is it?
Alyssa: okay so
Lydia: Movie or book?
Alyssa: Um...
Lydia: Both?
Alyssa: No, it's.. it's a place
Lydia: OH
Lydia: Bruh not Pinocchio getting his nose rode *insert laugh
Alyssa: I WROTE THAT DOWN TOO!
Lydia: That was my next thought cause just like man he's got a nose and it extends and there's a girl on it and I'm like *sigh * so is the butthole level with his eyes or level with his mouth?
Alyssa: *insert giggling like a school girl
Lydia: I got to know you know. Is he looking at it or is he tasting it? There's a big difference there.
Both: *laughing
Lydia: That's how you get pink eye Pinocchio!
Buzz Words and Comments:
Lydia:
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Ratings:
Lydia: 3/5 | Alyssa: 3.5/5 |
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